Tagged by comedychick :D

The rules are easy, just post 10 things that recently made you happy! Then tag 10 people and force them to post this meme on their LJs. Because it is good. Everyone needs a little happiness once in a while.

1.

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LOLOLOLOLOL. I AM VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED. *SHAKES HEAD*

2. Finding out my parent's new printer does A4 photographs!!!! ZOMG WINNNNN. *prints off 2000000 from my trip XDDDD And that my parents come back on Monday! YAYYYY!! :D

3. The BBQ on Sunday!! It was AWESOME!! We actually had JUST the right amount of food, and it was totally made of WINNNN.

4.
Barack Obama's speech <3 I luffs mah Obamabananarama :D I especially loved that for like 2 1/2 minutes at the beginning he was all, "ZOMGSTFU I WANNA TALK" XDDDD

5. How things are going at hogwarts_elite! Woo!! :D GO TEAM *INSERT CHARACTER HERE* LOLOLOL XDDDD

6. E-mail exchanges with a friend <3

7. Watching season 2 of Dexter, and finding I like it more than season 1!

8. The idea of having an Australian Hufflepuff meet-up in Melbourne!! YAY!!!

9. The songs, "Black and Gold" by Sam Sparro and "I Don't Want To Go To Bed Now" by Gabriella Cilmi. And that I bought some sheet music and can now play 1/2 of "Hurt" by Christina Augilera on the piano :D

10. MY NEW SHOES <33333333333333333333333

I taaaaaag, chen_san, 6kittykat6, jhuneycutt, cambryn, psycoticaxemurd, taliesin_wunsch, kkitty23, foxestacado, ani_bester and mad_at_gravity :D

Peace,
Rotae

New icon :D LOLOL.

I don't think I have any hardcore fans who don't have a sense of humour on my flist, so I'm okay posting this :D ILU guys, you know that ;) :D

I said this to zia_narratora sometime yesterday and thought it warranted an icon XDDDD

Peace,
Rotae

So... would y'all be interested in me doing the "A Week in the Life Of" meme? Or are you enjoying the silence from my end? LOLOL XDDD

Next Tuesday I go to Sydney.

The following Sunday I go to California.

O________o

DUDE. LOLOL XDDDD

ANYWAY. I HAS ART :D

"Mum, Dad, this is Scorpius..."

This was part of a gift exchange over on smrw_ficafest. I was lucky enough to get my good friend, cambryn as my recipient :D She said that she loved them as kids, and liked some Ron/Scorpius tension XDDDD

I'm sorry that Ron isn't actually IN the picture, but I'm hoping that Scorpius' EXTREMELY nervous smile is enough to convey what's going on XDDDDD Rose is all, "OH HAI GUYS, THIS IS MY NEW BFF :D", and Scorpius is all, "^^; >.> *shuffles away under towering glare from her father*" XDDDDD And who said Malfoys weren't brave?! XD

Hope you like it!!

Hmm. What else... birthday went VERY well :D I don't have a lot of pictures unfortunately, but I think that everyone had a good time :D I got some wonderful presents, and some amazing cards <3 I had one from Mel that made me cry, one from Erika that made me "AWW!!" and one from Josh that made me do this:

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LOL. Suffice to say that the card with the photoshopped image of Ben Barnes' head, with my Teddy's hair, put onto a muscley man who was half naked and pouring a drink, shall never come down from my mantelpiece EVER XDDDD (I'd be rambling to him lately that Prince Caspian's face was probably the closest, structurally, to my version of Teddy's that I'd seen to date. He has my Teddy's nose, and mouth, and almost his eyes too. Cut his hair a little though XD Gosh, you know Josh is so good sometimes. He listens to me ramble a lot more than most people let me XDDDDD AND. He actually listens and doesn't smile and nod *random love to Joshie* XDDDD)

ANYWAY. Back to the party. My Dad made a speech that made me wibble, and then I had to get up and make one and burst into tears, LOLOL XDDD My Mum had to come over to me and hug me as I finished, and we were both crying, LOL. I ARE SAPPY ROTAE XDDD

OH. I had an Appletini XDDDD WINNNNN :D SO CHA. AND. I got to spend a couple of days with Mel while she was down, so that was awesome :D

ALSO. We are getting the freaking most awesome weather (I can hear Josh, Erika and Tom going, "WHAT?!" at me atm because yesterday I almost froze my arse off and I complained about it A LOT XDDDD). BUT. It's totally awesome, because it rains during the night, and you wake up to clear blue skies!! WIN!!

I have HEAPS of pictures to post (mainly of weather), but I think I'll do that separately tomorrow -er- today XD

DUDE. 10 days and I'll be in the USA. O______o is anyone else feeling the HUGENESS of that statement?! I thought I'd NEVER go to the US!!

*HUGS* Hope you're all going well :D

EDIT: Oh. And you should all go and vote in this poll over at The Leaky Lounge, because there's HEAPS of awesome entries, and they deserve more votes :D

Peace,
Rotae

TODAY, WORLD, I AM 21 [and Draco is 28 - YAY!!! his first birthday with proof he's still alive by the end of the series, LOLOLOL]!! :D

I dunno that I FEEL 21 though. I don't know whether I have experienced 7665 days on this Earth. I certainly can't remember all of them. So what proof do I have that they ever existed? 0.o I mean, if all you have of the past are your memories... what happens when you can't remember everything? Do you cease to exist because you have no proof? Does someone appear at your door and say,

"I'm sorry, but you appear to not be on our records as having remembered enough things to keep you on the physical plane. We actually believe you to be a semi-sentient form of life, which has unexpectedly turned up in our system, with only the capacity to remember 30% of your time here, and so you must be taken to a different plane of existence where there are others such as yourself... and unicorns."

I hope not.

I don't like unicorns.

ANYWAY! :D

At midnight I got to open lunylucy's wonderful e-mail that made me LOL and AWW at the same time XDDDD

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ISN'T IT AWESOME?!?!! :D XDDDDD LOL. I bet Draco is so glad I didn't go to school with him. Srsly. Can you IMAGINE?! XDDDDD

And now for something completely different also as awesome:

YAYYYYYYYYY OBAMAAAAAAAAAAA WINNNNNNNN :D Now make Hillary your VP :D

Our government is considering taking away that decision made by the bastard last government to not send aid to people who are pro-abortion. That is AWESOME. Come on, Steven Smith!! LOL XD

Peter Garrett is such a puppet, it's so sad. I mean, I get that he has to push the party line on the environment (being the Minister for it), and a few things haven't worked recently, so he has to make their excuses, but it's so sad to see PETER GARRETT reduced to this. He should have joined the Greens and sung through a bull-horn at the front of protests in a tye dye shirt. *sigh* LOL.

OH. That reminds me.

As well as being mine and Draco's birthday, today is WORLD ENVIRONMENT DAY!! YAYYYY!! :D So do something friendly to the environment :D EAT AN APPLE :3 DON'T LET THE POOR APPLES ROT!! XDDDDD Or, you know, ride a bike to work or something XD

Hmm. Not much else to update, actually... it's my birthday party tomorrow night, which I'm totally stoked for :D I'm having a joint birthday party with one of my parent's best friends, Janet (who has the same birthday as me and is turning 50), and who is pretty much like an aunt to me :D We're having a cocktail evening with a 20s and 40s twist re: what to wear :D YAY!!

I hope you guys have an awesome day! I'm going to be cleaning for most of it, LOLOL :D Stupid messy apartment XD But tonight, 6kittykat6, jhuneycutt and I are going to go and see the Sex and the City movie, which is awesome! :D

YAY!! It's mah birthday :D I feel like I should fling some streamers or something... hmm... maybe I will XDDDD *hugs*

Peace,
Rotae

I'm sorry, I fail. But this time, I have an excuse.

I'm officially sick. BLEH. It's so gross zomg. I won't horrify you with details, but my throat is on fire, I could cough for England, and didn't get out of bed until 6pm. SRSLY.

Ugh. I hate being sick. I feel so useless. CEDRIC MAY CURE CANCER, BUT HE HAS NO CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD... MORE C WORDS. >.> LOL XD

And you know who I got it from? buttfacemakani. I'M TOTALLY BLAMING YOU. You're the only sick person I've had contact with, and I don't care that it's only been online contact, CLEARLY YOU HAVE SENT ME YOUR VIRUS VIA AIM. LOL XDDD

Haha, I laughed and then had a coughing fit. Yay. haha XD

OR. This post in LOLcat form!! MWAHAHAHAH



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XDDDD ahhhh... yay. Fail XD *hugs*

Peace,
Rotae

ZOMG. FANDOM. STOP FREAKING THE FUCK OUT ABOUT A YOUNG LUCIUS MALFOY BEING CAST.

It's not a huge extra scene they've added in, OR that they've made him one of Riddle's BFFs and fucked up the timeline, it's OBVIOUSLY just a PHOTO of one of Slughorn's party dinner things that Lucius was AT. MY GOD. USE YOUR BRAINS, PEOPLE. LMFAO XDDDDDD

It may even be the SAME photo as the one Regulus was in!! It might be a different one. ZOMG.

CALM. DOWN.

Draco basically SAID that Lucius was in The Slug Club, and he was bitchy that it was now BECAUSE of his STUPID dad that HE couldn't be in the STUPID club that he really DIDN'T want to be in ANYWAY because it's STUPID. >.> XDDDDD LOL.

It's okay if you're flipping out with happiness or whatever, but railing against it, yelling at the producers without READING WHAT HE SAID, and THINKING ABOUT IT is a bit silly XDDDDD

Oh, yelling about how he's not hot enough is okay too. I think you're MAD because he's obviously a freaking BRILLIANT cross between Tom and Jason, but THERE YOU GO. XDDDD

This is due to people flipping out about them fucking up time lines and such. LOL

You know fandom's done something stupid when I'M the one telling THEM to calm down, stop, and THINK. LOL XDDDD

*goes back to watching Midsomer Murders* LOL brb

ZOMG! I can use my "rant" tag again!! YAY!! It's been ages :D

Peace,
Rotae

Wow. You really don't know how much your flist post until you go away for three days, right? LOLOL. 420 posts later... ^^; I'll admit it. I was skimming by the end. ^^; XD Sorry XD

LEMME KNOW IF I DESPERATELY NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING. >.> KNOW.

Blue Mountains were AWESOME, despite lack of internetz. I have a few pictures to post later! Woo!

Met up with mybabyangel in town today and saw Deception... ughhhhhhh... Ewan and Huge... in a sexay movie... ughhhhhh... *drools* AND. At the end, they crossed their names over and it said Ewan Jackman and Hugh McGregor and then they switched them around the right way and Emma and I had a giggle over possible slash XDDD SRSLY. AND. Ewan trying to... ahem... FIT into Y-Fronts, and make it look normal? HILARIOUS XDDDD I liked it! I mean, it wasn't the best movie in the world, but I definitely enjoyed it :D PLUS. HELLO?! EWAN. HUGE. SEXAY MOVIE???!! YUS PLZ. Plus, wow... the LIGHTING 8O WOW. SO PREEEEEETY!!

And then Emma and I went and had some health food for lunch ^^; >.> TOTALLY NOT McDONALDS, and went to the Queen Victoria Building and bought my cousin some Converse... had the most freaking HUMONGOUS cupofcino at Starbucks (Emma had a nicely proportioned Chai Tea Latte), and caught up on all of the H_E goss/wank XDDD FUN.

Rotae: Look at what [the Twins] did to Dudley!
Emma: But he deserved it!!
Rotae: But who are they to judge what he deserved?
Emma: >:| ...YOU'RE TOO FAIR *evil glare*

Emma (in the comments: Bloody Hufflepuffs, even being fair to Dudley Dursley...

XDDDDDDD

Oh, and we went into Angus & Robertson to see if they had Twilight for my to buy, but they didn't have it in. :( Everywhere I go doesn't seem to have it! D: MAYBE THE UNIVERSE IS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?!

Uhm... sooooo... what else... OH. ZOMG. H_E SUPERLATIVES!! YAYYYYYY!! Thanking you for all the shiny!! :D

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Oh crap. I think I mentioned something about drawing something if we won this... ^^; HA. BUT WE DIDN'T WIN. WE ONLY CAME SECOND. >.> I might anyway, lololol XDDD IT'S TOO FUNNEH!!

So thank you so much to all who voted and especially to ponkie and cacophonesque for making the graphics and organising everything, respectively :D YOU R AWSUM :D *tackles*

I finished David Thewlis' book btw. 0.o DUDE. LMFAO. WHAT A KINKY BASTARD!! XDDDDDD No, seriously, I really enjoyed it, but DAMN that is some fucked up sex XD My surprisebuttsex!thewlis icons aren't looking so strange anymore XDDDDD But it posed LOTS of interesting questions that I mulled over.

Oooh, dinner! IT R REDDI. Say happy birthday to my grandmother, who is totally not turning 80 tomorrow :D

I AM RETERNED TRIUMPHANT. BRB. LMFAO XDDDD *tackles*

Oh. Note to self. Download the following when you get home:

Doctor Who S04E04
The Office S04E11
South Park S11E07
House M.D. S04E13

And read the following:
Teddy Lupin and the Daedalus Maze

Peace,
Rotae

Ahhh, I had a MUCH better day today! The Universe saw that they dropped the ball yesterday, so they made up for it in spades today :D

FIRST. Mah package from the UK arrived which contained... MAH SONIC SCREWDRIVER AND PSYCHIC PAPER. OH YES. THAT'S RIGHT. The screwdriver lights up and makes noise too :3 And you can write messages on the paper that can only been seen with the screwdriver's light :D WINNNNN :D

SECOND. I got a phonecall from the Ellison Hawker Bookshop to say that...

MY AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF DAVID THEWLIS' BOOK, THE LATE HECTOR KIPLING, HAD COME IN!!!!!!!!!!! ZOMGGGG!!!!

This book, that is next to me now, was HELD BY DAVID THEWLIS' HANDS :O THOSE. HANDS. ZOMG ZOMG OZIJNGPOIWUbegs;ivubae;oi!!! *flails* EEeehehehehehe :D I wasn't expecting it until June!! YAYYYY!! :D Something to read in The Blue Mountains while I'm there :D

THIRD. When I got home, I had a message from buttfacemakani to get online and we had an awesome talk about many things... including Venture Bros., which resulted in this exchange:

rotae (4:52:02 PM): I see Brock as a young Mad-Eye Moody XD
rotae (4:52:41 PM): Or maybe Hunter? LOLOL XD
makani (4:52:41 PM): Noo Mad eye would be like Brock's mentor, minus the sex change later in life
makani (4:52:46 PM): LOL YES
rotae (4:52:57 PM): THAT'S WHY THEY COULDN'T FIND HIS BODY!!
makani (4:53:02 PM): LMFAO
makani (4:53:05 PM): LMFAOLMFAO
rotae (4:53:07 PM): ZOMG!!! CONSPIRACY ALERT!!
makani (4:53:15 PM): MOODY IS NOW A GIRL
rotae (4:53:20 PM): EXACTLY
makani (4:53:45 PM): omg i'm postin gthis
rotae (4:53:53 PM): Hahahahaha XD Tea will kill us XD
rotae (4:54:54 PM): Maybe he had a fake leg so that he could strap on a nice lady's one every now and then ;) XD
makani (4:55:08 PM): xDDDD
makani (4:55:16 PM): it'ss o smooth..
rotae (4:55:36 PM): And he likes to shave it
rotae (4:55:42 PM): And then rub lotion on it
rotae (4:55:48 PM): ... *shudders*
makani (4:56:00 PM): sldkjfslkdfjf xD
rotae (4:56:29 PM): And he has a wig that goes over his scraggly hair, that has ribbons in it :D
makani (4:56:53 PM): xD oh man
rotae (4:56:54 PM): And he's so preeeeeeeety :D

Heeehehehehe. AND THEN. I got invited to the Hufflepuff chat, where barelyshocking, talumin and I had THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER RECORDED EVER. Which resulted in this macro:


And this exchange:

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And finally, we had this EPIC BREAKING CONVERSATION. Which, I'll admit, is quite long, but by the end of it, I COULDN'T BREATHE for laughing. So give it a go:

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LOL ^^; Soooo... what have we learnt today? Mad-Eye Moody had a sex change operation after he was thought to be dead... Gerard Butler should yell "THIS. IS. CANON" to Steve Van der Ark, who is apparently captain of the failboat, and sinks from my Draco wand as I cast Aquamenti at him from the witness stand... Delta Goodrem is made of candy... Emma Watson likes sugar-coated cheese... Jeremy is actually SVA, and instead of Jim and June from The Bill, we get in FIVE and Matthew Fox to save the day... >.> ... Reg from the Bill not only goes trainspotting, but also spunks on people's faces XDDDDD "Bathes Latvian Bog" rhymes with "Saves Chat Log"... I am Buffy, Ainsley is Willow, Jeremy is Xander, Matthew Fox is Tara, Ewan is Giles (GODDAMN IT), Tom is Angel (? by process of elimination apparently, LOL) and Ritchie is Spike so I can fade completely out of the conversation and think about having wall-sex with him... ^^; the word for hot shenanigans is "NEPALMSHAGIGANS", and SVA is eventually melted by canon napalm against a wall XDDDDDD

EXCELLENT.

Peace,
Rotae

Two things just first up :D

First, I JUST BOUGHT AN HD VIDEO CAMERA 0.o Srsly. I feel like I've sold my soul a little, LOL XD It was originally $2300, but I got it for $1679 :D And I pay it off over 12 months :D YES. I AM SO FILMING MY TRIP :D It's so preeeeeety <3 :D And SERIOUSLY good quality :D OH YES.

Second, I had two really weird things happen today with people around me. First of all, I was in Hardly Normal (Harvey Norman) waiting to talk to someone about the cameras, and this woman in front of me just TOTALLY let one RIP in the middle of the shop!! LMFAOOOOO XDDDDD It wasn't a silent and deadly one... it was a total full on, trouser tearing, FART. OMFG. XDDDDD People are so weird, haha XD

And the other thing was, I was down on the waterfront, getting some chips for dinner, and there were these strangely dressed people with bicycles and then, as I was sitting on the bench, waiting for my order, one of them got on his bike AND RODE OFF THE PIER INTO THE WATER!!! ZOMG!!!! NO FREAKING JOKE!! WTFFFF?! XDDD

ANYWAY. LOL. ^^; XDDDD

H_E superlatives have started to go up, and I'm nommed for...

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I'm thinking about doing a pencil portrait of David Tennant... >.> SOMEONE STOP ME D:

AND FINALLY tonight... I'm going to be in Sydney over next weekend!! Well, in the Blue Mountains for three and a half of the four and a half days... LOL. BUT. I'm meeting up with mybabyangel on Monday afternoon if anyone wants to join us :D Atm I'm planning to drag take her to see Ewan and Huge Jackman's new film, Deception as it probably isn't going to be released in Tasmania :( LEMME KNOW :D

SO TIRRRRRRRRRRRRRED... *falls asleep* :D

OH. BTW. Wasn't Doctor Who brilliant this week?! I LOVE THE OOD. THEY'RE SO CUTE. I WANT ONE :D

Peace,
Rotae

LMFAO. Okay. VERY quick update before work, where I have a few things to reply to.

First, I can't handle this updating everyday thing. It's too bloody difficult and my life just isn't that exciting, and I'm just not that original, hahahaha. Plus, I'm going to be without internet in two weeks when I'm in the Blue Mountains *headdesks*

Second, ZOMG NARCISSA MALFOY ON SET ZOMG SHE LOOKS BRILLIANT!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YESSSS :D Isn't it amazing what a blonde wig will do for you? XDDD I'm totally happy with her btw. I think she's going to act this SO well :D


Thank you to masterofmystery, HP Forum and UHP

And finally, OMFG LOL. THE DRABBLE GENERATOR.

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I'm Dreaming Of A Blackish Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Harry sat beratingly behind the loo, sipping bubbly eggnog.

He looked at the waxy bed hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Ron had hung it there, just before they looked at each other emoly and then fell into each other's arms and licked each other's fingernails.

If only I hadn't been so delicate, Harry thought, pouring a fluffy amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Ron might not have got so insoluble and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a hard tear and held his toes in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a very very bright voice lifted silkily up in song.


I'm dreaming of a blackish Christmas

Just as silly as a bum full of Smarties



Harry ran to the door. It was Ron, looking hairy all over with snow.

"I missed you dramatically," Ron said. "And I wanted to lick your fingernails again."

Harry hugged Ron and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Ron said.

"I think so too," Harry said and they licked each other's fingernails until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted dragon teeth and lived roughly until Harry got drunk again.

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This is obviously true love. Fingernails and all XD And tragically, this is almost ever R/H story I've ever read!! XDDDDD

"I missed you dramatically," Ron said. "And I wanted to lick your fingernails again." - Yep. That was about it XDDDDDDD

That is all XDDDDDD

Peace,
Rotae

UGH. This updating every day thing SUCKS. LOL. I haven't been home and sat down properly since 8:35 this morning D: It's now 11pm LOL.

I got a phone call from Racheal to go and see Jimeoin at the casino, so I went to that. Was very good! There were a few jokes that I saw coming a mile away and while everyone else laughed I just kinda went ehhhh... LOL. But on the whole it was good. A good solid B for Jimeoin :D

Bed now. LOL. Srsly. I'm so dead. I shall comment tomorrow :D When I'm not dead. FOR I SHALL RISE!! And shine as well, incidentally :D

*hugs* *dies*

Peace,
Rotae

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That is all. XDDDDDD *izza dork*

Peace,
Rotae

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Britain is Repossessing the U.S.A.
A Message from John Cleese

To: The citizens of the United States of America:

In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas which she does not fancy).

Our new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.

A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.

1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the suffix -ise.

Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (Look up 'vocabulary').

3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.

There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell- checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize. You will relearn your original national anthem, God Save the Queen.

4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent.

Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. Holden Monaros are also approved.

8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables.

Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) - roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French Fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager.

New Zealand, Australia and South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting Nations on earth and it can only be due to their beer. They are also part of British Commonwealth - see what it did for them.

American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

13. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it rugby. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby by (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full Kevlar body armour like a bunch of Nancies). Don't try Rugby - the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us.

14. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

15. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

16. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

17. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; strawberries in season.

God Save the Queen.

Yours Truly,
John Cleese

Sooooooo, it's almost midnight, and I've just woken up. >.> LOL. I got stabbed with a needle full of cervical cancer vaccine after work, so I'm blaming that, but I was probably just that tired that I fell asleep at 7pm LOL XD

I was awoken by a sound, which I can only describe as either an extremely large woodpecker getting bored in the middle of the night and having a go at the people upstairs' door, number 10 deciding that they needed a new number DESPERATELY to replace the perfectly good one they already have on their door suddenly at 15 to midnight... OR someone REALLY desperate to get in that apartment above me, haha. I think the first one is most likely. Thoughts?

BUT. The main news is, that I just got the first of three cervical cancer vaccine jabs, and none of it will cost me a cent.

I freaking love our health care system XD

Mah arm is a little hurty. Nothing I'm actually complaining about, but send me some love anyway. LOLCAT ME WHILE I'M ASLEEP!! :D >.> That... doesn't sound good. BUT IZ OKAY. I HAZ VAKSEENE :D XDDDD


Peace,
Rotae

Okay. So. Yes. Dork time.

[dork]I have downloadable versions of Tom's song in iPod (Quicktime) format and one as an mp3 for you all. Here's the link in Quicktime, and I'll add it in Quicktime here just to show you:

( Whoops lj cut lol )
And here's the link for the mp3 :D

Please comment if you download either Thanks!! XD

A few people were having trouble understanding some of Tom's words in his song, so I've written them out for you :D

Time Isn't Healing - Tom Felton

Tick, tock goes the clock,
Time is going so slow.
And I'm supposed to be fast asleep,
A couple of hours ago.

So I... I need to exercise,
All right, I've got to rest these eyes.
And I... I need to knock on some doors,
Then I won't have to lie here by myself anymore.

Cause time, isn't healing,
Pretty sick of staring at my ceiling,
And I... I can't help the way I feel about you.

Cause time, isn't healing,
Pretty sick of staring at my ceiling,
And I... I can't help the way I've fallen for you.

I have a run, I try to set me to sleep,
I think of all that we've seen.
The only time I seem to spend with you,
Is all in my dreams.

So I... I need to let her go,
Would it have worked? I guess I'll never know.
And I... I need to hit the road,
And find me a girl of my own.

Cause time, isn't healing,
Pretty sick of staring at my ceiling,
And I... I can't help the way I feel about you.

Cause time, isn't healing,
Pretty sick of staring at my ceiling,
And I... I can't help the way I feel about you.

And I... I can't help the way I feel about you.

And I... I can't help the way I've fallen for you.

So there you go :D [/dork]

And just finally, under the zomgwtf tag: I Can Has Canned Cheezburger? 0.o

Peace,
Rotae

I'm rewatching the two seasons of Charmed I own (1&3 - I would like the complete set - I HATE Prue... gah, lol), and GUESS WHO WAS A WARLOCK.

DWIGHT FROM THE (US) OFFICE :| SRSLY. OMFG LOL.

He even has one of those "CURSE YOU!!!!" moments where it's a high shot and he shakes his fists at the ceiling XDDDD EXCELLENT. I also saw him in something else recently, but I can't remember what it was... :( And there were three people from The Office in a movie I saw called Unaccompanied Minors. :D

ANYWAY. Speaking of Dwight from The Office...

I TOTALLY KNOW HOW SEASON 2 OF HEROES ENDS :||||

You remember when Michael made that screenplay and made Dwight the idiot?

Here's my theory...

DWIGHT WROTE HEROES AS PAYBACK AND CAST HIMSELF AS NOAH BENNET :||||||||||||


I mean, THINK ABOUT IT.

1) They look like identical twins. SRSLY.
2) They both work at "Paper Supply" companies. SRSLY
3) They both wear super awesome glasses. SRSLY.
4) They wear almost the exact same colour of suit. SRSLY.
5) They both think/know that they're totally badarse. SRSLY.

Oh, and for those wondering, Michael is totally Claire. Srsly.

PAYBACK IS A BITCH.

Hmm. I should update with something proper soon... LOL. Okay, it's light outside... I'm going to bed, LMAO XDDD *huggles*

Peace,
Rotae

Some more interesting news... I'm 90% sure I'm going to be cutting together a TV ad for the Socialist Alliance here in Hobart this week!! Woooooo!! :D GUYS. I'm actually doing something INDUSTRY RELATED and it's only been two days since I "finished" uni!! AWESOMESAUCE. I'm so psyched. *dances*

Anyway. The actual point of this post was just for these two cat macros that had me in HYSTERICS. If I don't pass Uni, I shall post the following, just to cheer myself up:


LMFAO XDDDDDDDD

And, the next one is a little big, so I shall cut it, but ( click me anyweh )

OMFG. XDDDDDD

And finally, Ritchie was voted out of Cirque de Celebrite last week :( SAD FACE. I AM SO MIFFED. But the boards of the show have had people on there (who actually are not me, LMAO) come on and say what a disgrace it is that the judges voted him out, and that the credibility of the show left with him, HAHAHA XDDDD

And after he did the fucking SPLITS, MID-AIR!! WITH NO HARNESS OR ANYTHING!!

LOOK AT THE CONCENTRATION!! THE POISE!! THE GRACE!! THE MUSCLES!! THE FUCKING FLEXIBILITY!! Double entendre, whut? XDDDDD LMFAO

( click for one more omfg wow )
He and this other guy had to do this last week, and the other guy has been BRILLIANT at EVERYTHING. But Ritchie finally had the upper hand on him because he had the flexibility that none of the other guys on the show had. HAHAHAHA. Ritchie said it's all down to him doing Kung Fu. Excellent. <3 ILU, RITCHIE. Goddamn it why do they all have to have girlfriends? *grumbles* LOL. I suppose it could be worse. He could have a boyfriend, LMAO XDDD

I am so making more animated Ritchie icons soon. Of him doing acrobatic things XDDD *keeps default Ritchie headbanging icon for entry*

Peace,
Rotae

Okay. So, the following is the reason that buttfacemakani and I should not be allowed to talk to each other. Ever. XDDDDD We spent three hours talking mainly about betaing and Lucius, Narcissa and Draco (ARE WE SURPRISED, PEOPLE?! LMAO) And we actually spent twenty minutes arguing over what biscuits are. I mean, I ASK you?! XDDDD

So. I made icons. MWAHAHAHAhAAA!! Because Heather said it would require effert (yes, effert) XDDDD so, here are 16 quotes from our chat today. Most of them are mine... well, because I'm an incredible narcissist LOLOL XDDD, but I'll probably do more when I get a chance to go through the entire 29 PAGES of chatting... >.> LOL

Samples:


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So! Is rotae/buttfacemakani your new OTP or what?! XDDDDD LMAO. Okay. Imma go lie down now. XDDDD *huggles*

Oh! And commissions are CLOSED!! Thank you to everyone who has ordered and who expressed interest for the next time around!! :D

Peace,
Rotae

ZOMG. IT'S ZUBBLES!!!! COLOURED BUBBLES THAT DON'T STAIN!!! AHHHHHHHH!! WANTS THE PRECIOUS!! :D

Also, a toaster that toasts your writing onto it. 0.o SO. AWESOME. Wtf is up with toasters recently btw? Everyone's reinventing them. Were they not exciting before? LOL. I think toasters are awesome :D *goes off to toast some fruit loaf*

Way to go Queensland!! Women Premiers FTW!! :D Yeah, I know she's only taken over because Peter Beattie stepped down, but pfft, I'll take what I can get :D LOL. OMG DID YOU SEE HER SHOES?!?! *dies of teh awesome* LOL.

And LOL, Australian Parliment Question Time is the MOST hillarious show on TV. LOL. It's basically "ask the other party questions, and when you get a question, insult the other party as much as you can get away with, bring up crap that the other party did twenty years ago, and don't answer the question". XDDDDDD Or, ask someone in your own party a question and stick your nose so far up their arse you disappear while asking it. Oh, and when you're not asking a question, or being asked one, yell periodically at whoever is talking and then get ejected from the house. LMAO. HILARIOUS.

I'm sorry for all the Australian politics recently, btw, but it's just been so totally EXCITING :D

Holy crap, the Australian dollar is buying almost 84 US cents!! 0.o If someone in the USA and someone in Australia bought a Mars Bar, and paid exactly the same amount, the conversion would be about one Australian dollar to about 73 US cents. Dude! I'd totally be richer in the US!! HAHA :D *runs to eBay* XDDDD

Anyway, the main purpose of this is to give opaleyes her birthday request!! So here is Nikki in all her Hufflepuff awesomeness. Hope you like it, dearest!! *huggles* Lemme know if you want me to e-mail you the full version :D



Also, just slipping in that I can do this sort of stuff for commissions, as in "real" people LOL. I should have those details up on the weekend, along with more art and diagon sig tags! YAY!! :D

Guys, Passions is totally stuffed up btw. LOL. I have no idea what's going on, and I don't think I want to. There's a mad nun running around with a skull and an axe, trying to kill a woman who keeps talking to another woman who Apparates in and out of the room... >.> LOL WTF XDDDD And... everyone just keeps talking to themselves... >.> Like, ALL the time. More than me, even. 0.o XDDD

Peace,
Rotae

ZOMG ROBSON GREEN IS GOING TO BE ON ENOUGH ROPE WITH ANDREW DENTON ON MONDAY AND WIRE IN THE BLOOD STARTS UP AGAIN NEXT FRIDAY!!! *spazzes out*

Ahem. LOL. I love Robson Green. Totally and utterly. I find him SOOOOOOO freaking attractive, and I have no idea why. Okay, no, that's a lie, I do know why. He has black hair, and piercing blue eyes, and that thing with his nose that Ritchie also has that I like from the side, and his character in Wire In the Blood is SO FREAKING INTELLIGENT. And I am totally with DanRad on this; intelligence is SEXY. Seriously. Sometimes I just wanna grab people's brains and open them up and find out how they work. Okay, I went all Syler on your arse. XDDDDD Oooooooh, Heroes reference!! Do you I have any Heroes fans on my flist btw? I drew Mohinder a while ago and haven't mentioned it since. LOL.

Robson Green (on the right, lol):

"I've got some TV to do this afternoon; I need to stay awake so I can be windswept and interesting," he says with a laugh. - Robson Green

ZOMG!! LOL!! XDDDD Remember that line from "My Family and Other Animals"?
"Do I look windswept... and interesting at all?"
"... no, dear"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HE HAS SO SEEN THAT TV SHOW/READ THAT BOOK!! :D

Btw, Adam Hills has an artificial right foot? Wow! I didn't know that! Apparently he lost it at birth. You learn something new everyday! :D Yes, I am watching the Montreal International Comedy Festival (gosh I wish Wil Anderson was hosting this year instead of Corrine Grant, she's so not funny).

I totally forgot to post this a couple of weeks ago:

ZOMG!!! Thank you mah Claws!! I luffers joo!! *tackles* :D
Did I miss the Hufflepuff results of last term btw?
I'm just going to write down what I'm meant to be drawing for people, so I can keep track of it, LOL.
1. Teddy/Hermione art/fic trade for inell - sketching
2. "a funny Snape picture" for Amanda - plotting evilly
3. Draco/Pansy art trade for Yurchan - sketching
4. Teddy/Victoire for me :D - dreaming
5. Nikki as the Hufflepuff Head Girl for opaleyes coz it's her birthday :D
6. A comic of someone and their sister talking about the Hufflepuff animal, and the sister thinking it was a hippo... who was that btw? I've totally had a mind blank *fail* LOL. Originally thought up by venat

List of things I'm currently WRITING (yes, you read right... WRITING):
1. Ron and Hermione talking about Rose and Scorpius's "relationship" (they're 12, LOLOL)
2. Draco going to The Burrow about a month after the end of the war, and asking for his wand from Harry
3. Draco/Victoria and the story of how they met.

Can anyone on my flist speak basic Greek at all? Coz that'd be AWESOME if I could have, you know, correct Greek. LOL. I speak Geek, not Greek :D Damnit, why couldn't they have met in Germany?! LOL. I have HEAPS of awesome German friends. :D

And I have decided that I'm going to put a new word in my subject from now on. Maybe. We'll see how I go. LOL. XDDDD

*huggles* ♥

Peace,
Rotae