Uh huh... - Dork: a stupid or ridiculous person; jerk; nerd

Dear Rotae,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but you’re a pervert and I dislike you. I think I realised it when I threw up outside Chicago and I saw you pull the clothes off my father. I’m sure you’re frostbitten enough to understand that I’m allergic to your hamster.
I’m returning your ring to you, but I’ll keep the results of the blood sample as a memory.
You should also know that I get sick when I think of Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Your everlasting enemy,
Josh

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rotae.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 3rd, 2008 12:59 pm (UTC)

Dear Josh.

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.

I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break our friendship.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,

Rotae

Just a side-note, dearest... if you make it a private entry, I can't read it, LOL XDDDD *hugs*

Btw, you wanna go and see the Spiderwick chronicles at gold class while it's on? :D

Peace,
Rotae

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jhuneycutt.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 3rd, 2008 01:19 pm (UTC)

I made it friends when I posted it... I don't know why LJ changed it. O.o

Anyway, it made me LoL so I thought I'd share :p Glad you found it anyway!

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rotae.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 3rd, 2008 01:27 pm (UTC)

Do you have private as the default setting or something? Maybe it reverts?

Yeah, it'd been taken over by half my f-list, so it wasn't hard to find, LOLOL.

So, gold class for spiderwick y/n?

Peace,
Rotae

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jhuneycutt.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 3rd, 2008 09:53 pm (UTC)

Spiderwick

Sure! Just lemme know when you wanna go ^_^

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platformnine.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 3rd, 2008 11:37 am (UTC)

Zomg it's you in cat form! You win ♥

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