Wow. You really don't know how much your flist post until you go away for three days, right? LOLOL. 420 posts later... ^^; I'll admit it. I was skimming by the end. ^^; XD Sorry XD

LEMME KNOW IF I DESPERATELY NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING. >.> KNOW.

Blue Mountains were AWESOME, despite lack of internetz. I have a few pictures to post later! Woo!

Met up with mybabyangel in town today and saw Deception... ughhhhhhh... Ewan and Huge... in a sexay movie... ughhhhhh... *drools* AND. At the end, they crossed their names over and it said Ewan Jackman and Hugh McGregor and then they switched them around the right way and Emma and I had a giggle over possible slash XDDD SRSLY. AND. Ewan trying to... ahem... FIT into Y-Fronts, and make it look normal? HILARIOUS XDDDD I liked it! I mean, it wasn't the best movie in the world, but I definitely enjoyed it :D PLUS. HELLO?! EWAN. HUGE. SEXAY MOVIE???!! YUS PLZ. Plus, wow... the LIGHTING 8O WOW. SO PREEEEEETY!!

And then Emma and I went and had some health food for lunch ^^; >.> TOTALLY NOT McDONALDS, and went to the Queen Victoria Building and bought my cousin some Converse... had the most freaking HUMONGOUS cupofcino at Starbucks (Emma had a nicely proportioned Chai Tea Latte), and caught up on all of the H_E goss/wank XDDD FUN.

Rotae: Look at what [the Twins] did to Dudley!
Emma: But he deserved it!!
Rotae: But who are they to judge what he deserved?
Emma: >:| ...YOU'RE TOO FAIR *evil glare*

Emma (in the comments: Bloody Hufflepuffs, even being fair to Dudley Dursley...

XDDDDDDD

Oh, and we went into Angus & Robertson to see if they had Twilight for my to buy, but they didn't have it in. :( Everywhere I go doesn't seem to have it! D: MAYBE THE UNIVERSE IS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?!

Uhm... sooooo... what else... OH. ZOMG. H_E SUPERLATIVES!! YAYYYYYY!! Thanking you for all the shiny!! :D

( PREETY BANNERS )


Oh crap. I think I mentioned something about drawing something if we won this... ^^; HA. BUT WE DIDN'T WIN. WE ONLY CAME SECOND. >.> I might anyway, lololol XDDD IT'S TOO FUNNEH!!

So thank you so much to all who voted and especially to ponkie and cacophonesque for making the graphics and organising everything, respectively :D YOU R AWSUM :D *tackles*

I finished David Thewlis' book btw. 0.o DUDE. LMFAO. WHAT A KINKY BASTARD!! XDDDDDD No, seriously, I really enjoyed it, but DAMN that is some fucked up sex XD My surprisebuttsex!thewlis icons aren't looking so strange anymore XDDDDD But it posed LOTS of interesting questions that I mulled over.

Oooh, dinner! IT R REDDI. Say happy birthday to my grandmother, who is totally not turning 80 tomorrow :D

I AM RETERNED TRIUMPHANT. BRB. LMFAO XDDDD *tackles*

Oh. Note to self. Download the following when you get home:

Doctor Who S04E04
The Office S04E11
South Park S11E07
House M.D. S04E13

And read the following:
Teddy Lupin and the Daedalus Maze

Peace,
Rotae

UGH. I BLAME DAVID THEWLIS. No, seriously, I do. I blame him for my five hours of sleep last night. And it is actually ALL HIS FAULT. Damn him for writing a freaking un-put-downable book. Srsly. I read until 2am last night, tried to go to sleep, kept thinking about the book, and had to start reading again. LOLOL.

Atm I'm half asleep (or should that be half awake? Is one more optimistic than the other?). ANYWAY. I shall be in the blue mountains for the next... uhm... three or so days? If Quidditch goes up in that time, then I'm probably going to need a reserve to step in for me as beater... sorry. LOL. I doubt it will go up, but if the snitch is sighted in the next, what... 48 hours... then someone please step in. I'll make a post when I get back... I doubt it's gonna happen, but you never know :)

So. Yesterday. UGH. Day of Travel. I left home at 4:30pm, took a wrong turn, but ended up at my friend's place where I left my car, got a taxi, got taken the long way to the airport, so was charged $20 for a $10 fare, got on the plane, read, got off the plane, read, got moved to "an earlier flight" which left LATER than the original, read, finally got into Sydney at 10pm, came to my grandmother's, had dinner, read, tried to go to sleep, read, slept.

MY LIFE. IT R INTERESTEENG. LOL.

If you need to desperately get in contact with me for some reason, LOL, PM mybabyangel, and she'll txt me :D Not that she's agreed to it, LOLOL, but Emma is just awesome like that. And now is backed into a corner. MWAHAHAHAHAHA XD I SHALL GIVE YOU HUGS ON MONDAY, EMMA, AND ALL SHALL BE FORGIVEN. THIS IS MAH PLAN. IT R SMRT.

ATTENTION GRYFFINDOR. I SHALL HAVE YOUR EMMA. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :D

427 and alliana07 sorry, I'm going to have to bow out of LIMS, as we're leaving in about an hour, and I'm not ready yet, LOL. Thanks for the opportunity :) *hugs*

ANZAC Day today. So eat those ANZAC biscuits!! And remember.

They shall grow not old,
As we that are left grow old,
Age shall not weary them,
Nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun,
And in the morning
We will remember them.
Lest we Forget.

And finally, ZOMG VENTURE BROS. SEASON 3 *SPAZS OUT ZOMG* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Peace,
Rotae

Ahhh, I had a MUCH better day today! The Universe saw that they dropped the ball yesterday, so they made up for it in spades today :D

FIRST. Mah package from the UK arrived which contained... MAH SONIC SCREWDRIVER AND PSYCHIC PAPER. OH YES. THAT'S RIGHT. The screwdriver lights up and makes noise too :3 And you can write messages on the paper that can only been seen with the screwdriver's light :D WINNNNN :D

SECOND. I got a phonecall from the Ellison Hawker Bookshop to say that...

MY AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF DAVID THEWLIS' BOOK, THE LATE HECTOR KIPLING, HAD COME IN!!!!!!!!!!! ZOMGGGG!!!!

This book, that is next to me now, was HELD BY DAVID THEWLIS' HANDS :O THOSE. HANDS. ZOMG ZOMG OZIJNGPOIWUbegs;ivubae;oi!!! *flails* EEeehehehehehe :D I wasn't expecting it until June!! YAYYYY!! :D Something to read in The Blue Mountains while I'm there :D

THIRD. When I got home, I had a message from buttfacemakani to get online and we had an awesome talk about many things... including Venture Bros., which resulted in this exchange:

rotae (4:52:02 PM): I see Brock as a young Mad-Eye Moody XD
rotae (4:52:41 PM): Or maybe Hunter? LOLOL XD
makani (4:52:41 PM): Noo Mad eye would be like Brock's mentor, minus the sex change later in life
makani (4:52:46 PM): LOL YES
rotae (4:52:57 PM): THAT'S WHY THEY COULDN'T FIND HIS BODY!!
makani (4:53:02 PM): LMFAO
makani (4:53:05 PM): LMFAOLMFAO
rotae (4:53:07 PM): ZOMG!!! CONSPIRACY ALERT!!
makani (4:53:15 PM): MOODY IS NOW A GIRL
rotae (4:53:20 PM): EXACTLY
makani (4:53:45 PM): omg i'm postin gthis
rotae (4:53:53 PM): Hahahahaha XD Tea will kill us XD
rotae (4:54:54 PM): Maybe he had a fake leg so that he could strap on a nice lady's one every now and then ;) XD
makani (4:55:08 PM): xDDDD
makani (4:55:16 PM): it'ss o smooth..
rotae (4:55:36 PM): And he likes to shave it
rotae (4:55:42 PM): And then rub lotion on it
rotae (4:55:48 PM): ... *shudders*
makani (4:56:00 PM): sldkjfslkdfjf xD
rotae (4:56:29 PM): And he has a wig that goes over his scraggly hair, that has ribbons in it :D
makani (4:56:53 PM): xD oh man
rotae (4:56:54 PM): And he's so preeeeeeeety :D

Heeehehehehe. AND THEN. I got invited to the Hufflepuff chat, where barelyshocking, talumin and I had THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER RECORDED EVER. Which resulted in this macro:


And this exchange:

( Clickie for SVA bashing on the witness stand :D )

And finally, we had this EPIC BREAKING CONVERSATION. Which, I'll admit, is quite long, but by the end of it, I COULDN'T BREATHE for laughing. So give it a go:

( CLICK FOR EPIC WIN )
LOL ^^; Soooo... what have we learnt today? Mad-Eye Moody had a sex change operation after he was thought to be dead... Gerard Butler should yell "THIS. IS. CANON" to Steve Van der Ark, who is apparently captain of the failboat, and sinks from my Draco wand as I cast Aquamenti at him from the witness stand... Delta Goodrem is made of candy... Emma Watson likes sugar-coated cheese... Jeremy is actually SVA, and instead of Jim and June from The Bill, we get in FIVE and Matthew Fox to save the day... >.> ... Reg from the Bill not only goes trainspotting, but also spunks on people's faces XDDDDD "Bathes Latvian Bog" rhymes with "Saves Chat Log"... I am Buffy, Ainsley is Willow, Jeremy is Xander, Matthew Fox is Tara, Ewan is Giles (GODDAMN IT), Tom is Angel (? by process of elimination apparently, LOL) and Ritchie is Spike so I can fade completely out of the conversation and think about having wall-sex with him... ^^; the word for hot shenanigans is "NEPALMSHAGIGANS", and SVA is eventually melted by canon napalm against a wall XDDDDDD

EXCELLENT.

Peace,
Rotae

EEEEEEEEE. GUSS WAT AYE HAZ. A new, complete, bed set. OH YES. I HAS THSUPA CLEN BEDZORS. And it's so preeeeeeety :D It's good, because I previously only had the one (admittedly, Hogwarts crest cover) bed set, so when I went and washed it, I had to go to the laundromat and use the dryer there, as I don't have one myself. Now I can take my time :D EEE!

I went into Harris Scarfe, as they were having an Easter sale (thank you for the tip off 6kittykat6! :D), and I not only bought a new quilt cover and fitted sheet, (ended up with SIX pillow cases, LOL, as two came with the fitted sheet and four with the quilt cover), but also... DUM DUM DUM... *dramatic music*... TWO NEW HUFFLEPUFF!YELLOW HUMONGOUS TOWELS. OH YES. THEY ARE BIG, AND YELLOW AND FLUFFEH. HOW JEALOUS ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?! XDDD

And just fyi, the sheets and pillow cases and stuff, are 100% Egyptian cotton. And they are fiiiiiine :D Also, the towels are ISIS brand and awesomesauce. AND. The whole lot cost me about $95!! EPIC WIN!! AND. I got to use my credit card for the first time :D HEE. TWAS AWESOME. I came back home and paid it off immediately, LOL *is a geek*

SO CHA. I am writing this from my lovely new bed. In my clean PJs, in my fresh sheets, watching season 3 of Veronica Mars, drinking Farmer's Union Iced Coffee. LOL. WIN!!

And just re; VM... SOOOOOO not happy with the end of Season 2. HATED IT. I'm so guttered. And also? Isn't Cassidy the freaking SPIT of Tom Felton? 0.o Anyone else getting that? Just me? Oookay then, moving along... >.> LOL.

ALSO. I HAVE TOTALLY LOST ALL RESPECT FOR VERONICA. SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHO FIBONACCI WAS. 0.o FAIL, VERONICA, FAIL. XDDDD BUT. You see my icon? I LOLed SO FREAKING HARD when Mac said that XDDDDD GO MAC!!

I also made this icon:

To go with this picture. Because, let's face it. The next frame is DanRad facecrotching Rupert. YOU KNOW IT IS TRUFAX. And as disturbing as that is? COME ON. It's a freaking BRILLIANT mental image XDDDDD

UGH. I have stuff to reply to from like, three entries ago >.> I SHALL GET AROUND TO IT. TOMORROW. Right now I should go to sleep. Because it's almost zombie!Jesus day, and I wants tha Easter Bunneh to come to me and leave me eggies that I TOTALLY have not left around the house for myself... >.> XDDDD WHUT. STFU. IT'S NOT WEIRD. >.>

Also, caffeine has, like, NO effect on me. I can drink this 1 litre carton of Farmer's Union Iced Coffee and then go to bed. Is that weird? Hmm. Anyone else get that? Sugar has no effect on me either 0.o STRANGE.

ANYWAY. Happy zombie!Jesus day for, uh, like three minutes to go now. SO CHA. YAY!! *dances*

OH. Just before I go... LEAKY CAULDRON. WHERE THE HELL WAS DAVID THEWLIS'S HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES THE DAY BEFORE GARY OLDMAN'S ON THE 20TH THIS WEEK?! NOT FREAKING HAPPY, JAN! D:< FAVOURITISM, I SAY!!

And join smrw_ficafest. COZ I SAYS SO. :| <- SRS FACE RIGHT NEH.

CIAO! :D

Peace,
Rotae

LOL. I made lame icons. Feel free to pinch em :D Thanks to the HD trailer, I managed to cap Bella screaming and... uh... absolutely respected her. >.> Or... if I'm honest... NOT. XDDDD

I made two of the moving ones b/c I didn't think the Tonks one fitted in very well unfortunately (what w/ it being all bright and happy (AND CANON XDDDDD)).

( Click for icons )

You want ribbed wand icons? y/n? Or maybe even a little asploding umbridge diarrhoea? LOL. XDDDD

I got bailed out of the h_e LIMS contest... (GODDAMNT IT) Once again I bow out in the SECOND ROUND. Next time I'm using a bye... >.> LOL. BUT!! I did survive round 2 of lumos_lims!! W00T! :D Someone said that my image was too dark... >.> looks fine to me, but whatever. Maybe their monitor is really dark or something... anyway, here are my entries for h_e and ll respectively:

Bed now!! Happy ANZAC Day tomorrow!

[EDIT: btw, I absolutely SQUEED when Harry was voicing over, "Every great wizard in history [Dumbledore] started out [Voldemort] as nothing [Mad-Eye Moody] more than [Sirius] what we are now [Snape] if they can do it, why not us [LUPIN!!!!]?" XDDDDD hehehehe... he's a great wizard in history *goes all fangirly and giggly*

HE IS SO FREAKING HOT, SRSLY:

RIGHT. REALLY BED TIME NOW.]

Peace,
Rotae

LOL. So, you know how theres the picture of David Thewlis holding DanRad back, and it looks like he's having surprise buttsex?



What you can't see in the following picture (gacked from masterofmystery and now edited by buttfacemakani) is David Thewlis behind Bella:

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SURPRISEBUTTSECKS!THEWLIS!!


BWAHAHAHA LOL. I can't stop laughing at my own joke... XDDDDDD Me = lame.

EDIT: AND THIS ALSO EXPLAINS NATALIE'S EXTRESSION IN THE FOLLOWING PICTURE!!


And WTF... is Cho's wand RIBBED?!?!!!1 LMFAO!! :D

( Cut b/c I've already posted two images :D )

Peace,
Rotae