ASTORIA GREENGRASS.

..... Dear god, I can feel the Mary Sue RPers coming out of the woodwork RIGHT THIS MOMENT. Sweet green apples, at least it wasn't Daphne. Saves me from this CRAZY STALKER GIRL I've been stuck playing with a couple of times. She'll just switch to Astoria now, I WEEP I TELL YOU I WEEP

*merrily ignores this bit of information* LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU JKR.