I see your motives are a devious as...trnsmssn intrptd:://polar bears are acting strangely these days//they are killing seals and going crazy//scientists blame global warming//MODIFY THE BEARS//::...devious as a...thing that is devious.
But here is the ace that was previously up my sleeve...THERE IS NO G0AT PR0N!!! It was merely a cunning scheme formulated to divert your attention long enough for my operatives to set my grand master plan in motion!!! MOUHAHAHAHA!!! You are powerless to stop me...today, the world, tomorrow, the entire universe!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHAGDGHCOUGHCOUGHHACKGAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, and while you were distracted, I can take over the universe by setting my Notepad of Doom (for unsuspecting html pages) and the lines of tap-dancing aardvarks and line dancing gophers upon you all!! *evil cackle*
*force pushes the planet away from the sun for no apparent reason.*
Dancing rodents pose no threat to my master scheme, nor do notepads that exist as digital codes inside machines, for you see, I have an ARMY OF EXPLODING ROBOTS!!!
Your faith in your robots, misplaced may be. As is your faith in the moderately evil side... I'll just infect the entire robot population so that they are were-cars, created by the original were-car, Project Satan!! MWAAAAAAHAHHAHA
You ninja monkeys will be no match for my flesh eating spoons! While people will be saying "There is no spoon", my spoons will be wreaking havoc, by jumping out of the cereals and soups and massacring thousands worldwide, with just one flick of the "Spoon Sign".
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But here is the ace that was previously up my sleeve...THERE IS NO G0AT PR0N!!! It was merely a cunning scheme formulated to divert your attention long enough for my operatives to set my grand master plan in motion!!! MOUHAHAHAHA!!! You are powerless to stop me...today, the world, tomorrow, the entire universe!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHAGDGHCOUGHCOUGHHACKGAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*force pushes the planet away from the sun for no apparent reason.*
Peace,
Rotae
I'll just infect the entire robot population so that they are were-cars, created by the original were-car, Project Satan!! MWAAAAAAHAHHAHA
Peace,
Rotae
Peace,
Rotae
Peace,
Rotae
Going to bed.
Night.
Peace,
Rotae