First off... I WON THE FOOTBALL TIPPING COMPETITION!!! Yay!! Suck on that Strap-on! lol. I actually got 8 out of 8 this week! First time! This was my season: 6,6,3,3,3,5,5,5,5,5,7,7,5,5,7,7,6,6,7,7,7,8!!

Second, check this out:
http://www.dumb.com/v003.htm

Third, this is for Josh, these are actual laws for North Carolina:
• Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
• Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
• You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.
• It is against the law to roller blade on a state highway.
• If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
• All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
• It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
• A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.
• It's against the law to sing off key in North Carolina.
• While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
• Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
• Chapel Hill: It is a misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly.
• Charlotte: Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times. E
• lon College: There is to be no roller-blading during daylight hours, on the roads, or on the bricks. All the sidewalks at this college are made of brick.
• Forest City: You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town.
• Greensboro: Restaurants "with on sidewalk dining" must post their menu so that it is clearly readable from the sidewalk, but is not readable from the street.
• Hornytown (???): Massage parlors have been banned.
• Rocky Mount: It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog.

Peace,
Rotae