FIRST OF ALL!! YAY IMMA GONNA SET UP THE HBP BOOK CONTEST FOR YOU GUYS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL. XDDDD

SECOND. I went putt-putt golfing AND swimming today with mah loverly cousin, Bec!! ZOMGGGGGG. PLUS. I HAS NEW PICTURES:


Rebecca & Me ♥



AND NOW. FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. HOGSMEADE ENTIRES!! MWAHAHAHAAAA!! I'm going to spread them out over a couple of days because there's a lot of them, LOL XDDDD

Fan Art of Wizards in a Muggle Setting: YAY STARBUCKS, LOLOLOL XDDD


A Horcrux Icon:

m15m style summary of an HP book:

Harry: *lives with mean old uncle, aunt and cousin*

Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry.
Harry: Okay.

Hagrid: *picks up MYSTERIOUS PACKAGE OF WHUT™*

Harry: Why're people staring at me?!
Hagrid: B/c Voldemort killed your parents and couldn't kill you.

*goes to wizard school*

Ron: *is friendly*
Hermione: *is smart*
Draco: *is mean*
Neville: *is lame*
Harry: *is special*
Dumbledore: *is twinkling*
Snape: *is greasy*
Quirrell: *is turban*

Draco: LOL LONGBOTTOM FAIL
Harry: STFU
Draco: *flies well*
Harry: *flies weller*

Wood: QUIDDITCH.
Harry: WHUT?!
Wood: QUIDDITCH.
Harry: OKAY.

Draco: FIGHT
Harry: OKAY

Draco: *snitches*
Harry: RUN!!

Neville: ... uh... THREE HEADED DOG!!
Harry: RUN!!
Hermione: RUN!!
Ron: RUN!!
The Doctor: RUN!!

Quirrell: TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!
Everyone: RUN!!
Snape: NO! SNEAK OFF QUIETLY TO DO SUSPICIOUS THINGS!!
Hermione: *is trapped by troll*
Harry: BOGIES!!
Troll: *is defeated by first years. no. srsly*
Trio: *are trio*

Snape: *is injured suspiciously*
Harry: QUIDDITCH
Harry Broom: WTF WAS THAT?!
Snape: *is suspicious*

Hagrid: Oh Fluffy is mine and he's guarding the MYSTERIOUS PACKAGE OF WHUT™ for Dumbledore and Nicholas Flamel! OH SHIZ!!

Harry: *is felt sorry for by readers* I HAVE NO PARENTS. THEY'RE IN THE MIRROR :(

Flamel: *is found*
Snape: *is suspicious*
Quirrell: *is turban*
MYSTERIOUS PACKAGE OF WHUT™: *is discussed*

Hagrid: *hatches egg*
Dragon: *grows*
Ron: It should go to Romania
Malfoy: *is caught out of bed*
Harry: *see the above*
Hermione: *see the above*
Neville: *see the above*
McGonagall: DETENTION

Detention: *is with Hagrid*
Forbidden Forest: *is forbidden*
Detention: *is scary*
Voldemort: *is kinda back*
Harry: WTF

Hagrid: Fluffy likes music. SHIZ!!
Trio: *takes on dangerous stuff all by themselves*
Ron: *is sacrificial*
Hermione: *is smart*
Harry: *is confronted* by...

SUSPICIOUS SNAPE QUIRRELL!!

Harry: OMFG NU WAI!!
Quirrell's turban: *is Voldemort*
Harry: OMFG NU WAI!!!
Voldemort: JOIN MEHHHHH!!
Harry: HO HO HO I C WHAT U DID THAR. NU WAI!!
Voldemort: GRAB HIM!!
Harry: *is grabbed*
Quirrell: IT BURNS!!
Quirrell: *is dust*

Harry: *is okay*
Dumbledore: *is secretive yet strangely informative*

Gryffindor: *is 4th*
Draco; YAY!!!
Slytherin: *is 1st*
Draco: YAY!!!
Dumbledore: BUT WAIT!! THERE'S MOAR.
Gryffindor: *is 1st*
Draco: WTF IS THIS CRAP?!
Everyone else: YAY!!!!!!!!

Voldewatch Script: A script of the opposite of Potterwatch, Voldewatch

RODOLPHUS: Wait... no... no... yes! Wait, no... maybe... are we- oh! It's working!

BELLATRIX: Are you sure?

RODOLPHUS: Something's happening... hello? Wait...

BELLATRIX: ... WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?!

RODOLPHUS: Fixing the- wait... is that flashing?

BELLATRIX: Is WHAT flashing?

RODOLPHUS; The thingy... on the... thing...

BELLATRIX: Helpful...

RODOLPHUS: On the bench! Is there a flashing light?

BELLATRIX: You mean the flashing light? Is the flashing light, flashing?

RODOLPHUS: YES!

BELLATRIX: No.

RODOLPHUS: Damn.

BELLATRIX: What have you done to it? WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

RODOLPHUS: I'm trying to fix the connection!

BELLATRIX: What connection?

RODOLPHUS: The spell that connects the other spell to the spell!

BELLATRIX: I think you should let someone-

RODOLPHUS: NO! I can DO THIS.

BELLATRIX: ... fine. But don't blame when when it goes horribly wrong.

RODOLPHUS: Okay, I think I've got it. It's about to start flashing.

BELLATRIX: And when it starts flashing, we'll be audible on the channel?

RODOLPHUS: Yes. You ready?

BELLATRIX: In 3, 2, 1...

[BREAK]

RODOLPHUS: Wormtail! Get out of the room! We're on a music break, we'll be back on in a second!

WORMTAIL: But- but... the- the others said to- to- tell y-you you're on air-

BELLATRIX: GET OUT, WORMTAIL.

WORMTAIL: FINE. BUT DON'T BLAME ME-

BELLATRIX: GET OUT!!

RODOLPHUS: Eeesh... what a tosser.

BELLATRIX: I know, right?

RODOLPHUS: I bet you he dies in the final battle.

BELLATRIX: Or not even get invited!!

RODOLPHUS: HAHAHA. That would be epic.

BELLATRIX: Okay, we're back on in 3, 2, 1...

MOAR TOMORROW :D

Ah was tagged bai glockgal:
The rules are that for 8 days you have to post something that made you happy that day. Tag 8 people to do the same.

1. Ah went putt-putt golfing with Bec
2. Ah went swimming in the sea with Bec
3. AH DIDN'T GET SUNBURNT
4. buttfacemakani is mah date to the Yule Ball (MWAHAHAHA - I KNOW ALL Y'ALL ARE JEALOUS - we're so totally gonna win hottest couple, LOLOLOL XDDDD)
5. AH HAD APPLE PAH FOR DESSERT TONIGHT :3
6. Ah did a Draco Drawing
7. Ah used my bread maker for tea!!
8. AH GOT TAGGED IN THIS MEME :D

AH TAG (in order of peeps I met in the USA)... lunylucy, kiwifire, kittehkat, liret, elvenkitty, cambryn, arasan and buttfacemakani :D

PHEW. BED NAOW :D

Peace,
Rotae