Thanks to masterofmystery, we have some scans from the French HBP calendar (which is the one I will be buying, because HELLO DRACO! LOLOL XDDD Why is there, like, four pictures of him in the French one and NONE in the American one?! O:)

ANYWAY. There's been thumbnails of the following picture around, and all the Draco fans are going, "What is he holding?" "Zomg, could it be the Hand of Glory?" etc etc.

No. It's a peep.


I cannot look at this photo without seeing buttfacemakani's Draco + Peeps PWN Lucius picture. LOLOLOL.

No, seriously, I'm a Draco FAN and I'm going WTF?! LOLOL XDDDD I kinda want him to rip its head off and nom the marshmellowy sweetness inside :D But I suspect it would actually be full of blood and guts and ewwy stuff D:

But let me get back to the WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?! AN EFFING DOVE?!?!!!!?! WTFFFFFFFFF. I'm hoping this is one of those lame promotional shots that actually WON'T be in the movie, because... WHUT?! LOLOLOL. The only bird that Draco ever comes in contact with is his freaking EAGLE OWL (and Peacocks, I guess, but they're hardly "birds" anyway, LOLOL). WHERE THE HELL DO YOU EVEN GET A DOVE AT HOGWARTS?! UGH.

Please let this be REALLY heavy handed symbolism, and NOT IN THE MOVIE. PLEASE. LOLOLOL.

UGH. RIGHT. Back to work. LOL.

Peace,
Rotae