You know in Zombie movies when people are being chased and they run to the elevators, press the door close button and the doors closes just in time?

There are no door close buttons in ANY of the elevators in Hobart.

I AM AT RISK OF ZOMBIE ATTACK!! 0.o


AND - I love messing with my customers heads. When I deliver a pizza, people think you're going to say "Enjoy your night", but I say "Enjoy your pizza", and people automatically go "You too" and then they realise, and feel like an idiot. MWAHAHAHAHAA!!

SHUDDUP. I'm a delivery driver. I get my kicks where I can.

Peace,
Rotae