I saw this on the cover of a trashy women's magazine:
"Hooker's Shock Claim! Brad Payed Me For Sex... And He Was a Dud!"
0.o It in no way surprises me that a hooker has made this claim. Bad, bad grammer. *smacks trashy magazines upside the head*
I am supremely embarressed by my country's leaders today. What a bunch of tools. First of all it was "We're not pulling out of Iraq until the UK does"... now it's "We're not signing the Kyoto Agreement until India and China do". I mean, seriously... if we're on track to meet out Kyoto target anyway, then why NOT sign it? I mean, for heaven's sake... it's not hurting anyone, and it MIGHT make the planet a better place to live in. THEY'RE FUCKING SHEEP!! GROW A BACKBONE JOHN HOWARD, kthnxbye. I mean, Kim Beasley isn't that much better atm, but at least he'll sign the bloody thing...
I bought a Farmer's Union Iced Coffee today (OMG... Farmer's Union... *drools like Homer*), and they've got this competition where you win "stuff". Seriously, the banner across the front ACTUALLY SAYS, "Win stuff your mates will want to borrow". I love Tasmania, I seriously do. Who else would come up with a slogan like that? LOL. ANYWAY!! You look inside to see if you've won, and mine said "Nearly, try again." 0.o NEARLY?! What do you mean, NEARLY?! Is it in the same batch or what? LOL. LEWZERS. But I love them for it. LOL.
Oh, and I came 3rd again in a
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LOL. I HAVE gotten better though. I look at the last picture of Petunia I did, and I'm like "Eeesh..." LOL. So, I'm quite proud of it nevertheless. :D
"Oh, I can't go to a gay bar... I'm too fat!" - Homer XDDD HAHAHA. Sorry, I'm watching The Simpsons and I love that quote.
Bart: Millhouse, if you tell anyone, I'll tell the world you wet your pants watching Harry Potter."
Millhouse: I wasn't scared! I was just peeing!
HAHAHAHA!! *snorfle* :D
Peace,
Rotae
- Music:Simpson's Theme Song - Danny Elfman rocks so much
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