Oh, you didn't hear? He's getting divorced.

It's kind of a media zoo because of all the fantastic elements (the four Oksana factor, and Mel being a jerk for cheating on the mother of his SEVEN CHILDREN factor, and Mel's past craziness about Jews factor, and the self-funded "Catholic" chapel factor, and that there's over a billion USD up for grabs factor, among others).

So yeah. Cornucopia of crazycakes.