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Rotae ([personal profile] rotae) wrote2005-05-30 09:13 pm
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That is seriously scary. I don't want to turn 18.

*don't wanna*

Peace,
Rotae
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[identity profile] httpoet.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And your motivation behind wanting g0at pr0n is...?

[identity profile] natatree.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I do not already have it, and I want it all.. mwahahahahaha.

[identity profile] httpoet.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I see your motives are a devious as...trnsmssn intrptd:://polar bears are acting strangely these days//they are killing seals and going crazy//scientists blame global warming//MODIFY THE BEARS//::...devious as a...thing that is devious.

But here is the ace that was previously up my sleeve...THERE IS NO G0AT PR0N!!! It was merely a cunning scheme formulated to divert your attention long enough for my operatives to set my grand master plan in motion!!! MOUHAHAHAHA!!! You are powerless to stop me...today, the world, tomorrow, the entire universe!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHAGDGHCOUGHCOUGHHACKGAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] rotae.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, and while you were distracted, I can take over the universe by setting my Notepad of Doom (for unsuspecting html pages) and the lines of tap-dancing aardvarks and line dancing gophers upon you all!! *evil cackle*

*force pushes the planet away from the sun for no apparent reason.*

Peace,
Rotae

[identity profile] httpoet.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Dancing rodents pose no threat to my master scheme, nor do notepads that exist as digital codes inside machines, for you see, I have an ARMY OF EXPLODING ROBOTS!!!

[identity profile] rotae.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Your faith in your robots, misplaced may be. As is your faith in the moderately evil side...
I'll just infect the entire robot population so that they are were-cars, created by the original were-car, Project Satan!! MWAAAAAAHAHHAHA

Peace,
Rotae

[identity profile] httpoet.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah but you forget, these robots explode. With explosions. And fire. And rabbits. With long, nasty, pointy teeth.

[identity profile] rotae.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well mine will have "nasty, BIG, pointy teeth!!!" Learn your quotes. :P

Peace,
Rotae

[identity profile] httpoet.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Nasty, big and pointy they may be...but alas! They are no match for my breakdancing ninja monkeys!

[identity profile] rotae.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You ninja monkeys will be no match for my flesh eating spoons! While people will be saying "There is no spoon", my spoons will be wreaking havoc, by jumping out of the cereals and soups and massacring thousands worldwide, with just one flick of the "Spoon Sign".

Peace,
Rotae

[identity profile] rotae.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Burritos are better.
Going to bed.
Night.

Peace,
Rotae

[identity profile] httpoet.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You shall have plenty of time to sleep when you are DEVOURED BY VAMPIRE GLASSES CASES!!!

[identity profile] httpoet.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
NO! NOT THE GLASSES CASES!!! YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER UNLEASH THEM ON HUMANITY!!!

[identity profile] httpoet.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Its morphing! We have lost control of the thread! Hurry! Call 000! Engaged sorry! Oh no! The thread is unleashed!

[identity profile] httpoet.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you even noticing that you are talking to yourself?
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