rotae | (no subject)

I've heard that before...lies! It was all lies I tell you! Wait, what are we talking about?

I DO NOT LIE! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF IT!. Heh. Okay, maybe I do sometimes... a little. Only when needed.

Then your secret is out! No g0at pr0n for you! Victory is mine!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

*sobs*

I know its off topic, but what the hell is that avatar supposed to be?

This one? Its from a cover of an old erotica novel. Its a man on his knees, and a rather dominant woman.

And your motivation behind wanting g0at pr0n is...?

Because I do not already have it, and I want it all.. mwahahahahaha.

I see your motives are a devious as...trnsmssn intrptd:://polar bears are acting strangely these days//they are killing seals and going crazy//scientists blame global warming//MODIFY THE BEARS//::...devious as a...thing that is devious.

But here is the ace that was previously up my sleeve...THERE IS NO G0AT PR0N!!! It was merely a cunning scheme formulated to divert your attention long enough for my operatives to set my grand master plan in motion!!! MOUHAHAHAHA!!! You are powerless to stop me...today, the world, tomorrow, the entire universe!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHAGDGHCOUGHCOUGHHACKGAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, and while you were distracted, I can take over the universe by setting my Notepad of Doom (for unsuspecting html pages) and the lines of tap-dancing aardvarks and line dancing gophers upon you all!! *evil cackle*

*force pushes the planet away from the sun for no apparent reason.*

Peace,
Rotae

Dancing rodents pose no threat to my master scheme, nor do notepads that exist as digital codes inside machines, for you see, I have an ARMY OF EXPLODING ROBOTS!!!

Your faith in your robots, misplaced may be. As is your faith in the moderately evil side...
I'll just infect the entire robot population so that they are were-cars, created by the original were-car, Project Satan!! MWAAAAAAHAHHAHA

Peace,
Rotae

Ah but you forget, these robots explode. With explosions. And fire. And rabbits. With long, nasty, pointy teeth.

Well mine will have "nasty, BIG, pointy teeth!!!" Learn your quotes. :P

Peace,
Rotae

Nasty, big and pointy they may be...but alas! They are no match for my breakdancing ninja monkeys!

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Do we really want to know? lol.
Ewan's legs are nicer than Alecs lmao.
*points at new avatar*

Peace,
Rotae

Legs are irrelevant you...I want acronym explanations!

Like many a time, I don't get you.

And... LEGS DO SO MATTER! Ask Patrick! lol.

Peace,
Rotae

I.D.A.T, I.N.D.A.T. what is it?

The getting is not to be got, legs will have their proper time and place, most likely attached to hips and utilised for walking.

Didn't you ever go to High School?? I.D.A.T is "If Destroyed Always True" and I.N.D.A.T is "If NEVER Destroyed Always True" - duh.

Ewan's legs are gorgeous. They are attached to Ewan, hence, gorgeous.

Peace,
Rotae

What does that explanation have to do with "ewan is better" and "hehe"?

The "he he" is because I have trapped you ingeniously in my plan, because I.D.A.T means that if it's destroyed it's always true, meaning that if it's NOT destroyed it won't be true... but I countered that with I.N.D.A.T, hence saying that if it is NOT destroyed it will also always be true. *evil logic*

Don't ask for any sort of logic where Ewan is concerned. It has something to do with the words 'magnetism' and 'animal'

Peace,
Rotae

What has destruction have to do with ewan being better than alec?

Destruction of the original statement... if I deleted your message, then it would cease to be seen, and therefore not recognised as an authentic statement as you don't have a reference!

Peace,
Rotae

Reference points are meaningless. There are no absolutes.