LOLOLOLOL I have an interesting relationship with Twilight. I hate it so much, but that's why I love it. It is just totally RIDICULOUS. I mean, Edward SPARKLES. For serious. It is just SO poorly written and the main relationship in it is the most unhealthy thing ever, and Steph Meyer is obviously in love with her own character. But at the same time, it's too funny.

Also, I like the penis scene too. >:D